A poetic and artful umbrella, Komorebi is based on a Japanese expression that approximately translates to “sunshine filtering through foliage.”

(Source: astarnomy)

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

tinalikesbutts:

Need condoms? Right there in the fucking aisle in a supermarket or CVS.
Need female birth control? Nah bruh, need a prescription and the consent of the lord Jesus Christ amen

9pm / 7am / 9pm

(Source: danielradcliffes)

  • baby: m- m- m- ma- ma-
  • mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
  • baby: m-ma..ma mama mama!
  • mother: oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers

bravodelta9:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

…Your’e? Is this one of those before-my-time things?

Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because it happened.
Ezra Koenig, misquoting Dr. Seuss (via shaketheweightofliving)

710642:

well? can he????

Anonymous asked:
Why not fall in love?

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

devastatindave:

GRRM removes several characters from Game of Thrones

epiccabinet:

Some excerpts from the best 4chan thread in history

ryuuhousdick:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

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