coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

bangstilinski:

my parents thought they were naming me something unique, but really they just signed me up for a life with a misspelled, mispronounced, never finding on a coke bottle name

What a bunch of a-holes
Anime fans

lily-armada:

Beginners:

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Pros:

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eternalbunneh:

Yeah. Like being a titan for example

miniaturewhiski:

y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill

ask-wiggles:

*aggressively designs OCs I’ll never use*

igavvedit:

Fucking Ray omfg

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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fagflow:

britney trying to kill a dolphin

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surprisebitch:

dutchster:

imagine if penises could cum chocolate milk

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billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

methimatics:

me at school

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