if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
When your relationship with someone becomes deeper and better.
i keep seeing that girl’s picture and it always seemed familiar and i haven’t quite been able to put my finger on it until now
that’s a fucking ewok
missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer
"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"
Ah yes, the flute
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS REALLY GOOD HHHHHHH CHRIS PRATT IS WONDERFUL
A brief summary of American Horror Story: Coven.
every now and again you find a flawless video
this is one of them
literally so accurate oh my god
video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen
me: *waves at a dog being walked*
dog’s owner: *waves at me*