notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

kinraijou:

When your relationship with someone becomes deeper and better.

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bobbyhorin:

*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

(Source: butttom)

spyduck:

rumour:

her impact

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i keep seeing that girl’s picture and it always seemed familiar and i haven’t quite been able to put my finger on it until now

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that’s a fucking ewok

(Source: memewhore)

vanehwasreal:

missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer

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swagbat:

woah, tag your death note spoilers

(Source: yaraki-sama)

cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS REALLY GOOD HHHHHHH CHRIS PRATT IS WONDERFUL

surprisebitch:

lupea:

A brief summary  of American Horror Story: Coven.

every now and again you find a flawless video

this is one of them

literally so accurate oh my god

(Source: weekendwarrior-in-thetardis)

keytotruth:

video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen

beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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the-potter-tardis:

troubleemakerheartbreaker:

The sudden realization that when school starts you’re actually gonna have to get up everyday and get dressed everyday and wear a bra everyday

no not a bra good lord

(Source: troublemakerheartbreaker)