A poetic and artful umbrella, Komorebi is based on a Japanese expression that approximately translates to “sunshine filtering through foliage.”

(Source: astarnomy)


Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?


Need condoms? Right there in the fucking aisle in a supermarket or CVS.
Need female birth control? Nah bruh, need a prescription and the consent of the lord Jesus Christ amen

9pm / 7am / 9pm

(Source: danielradcliffes)

  • baby: m- m- m- ma- ma-
  • mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
  • baby: m-ma..ma mama mama!
  • mother: oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers



found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

…Your’e? Is this one of those before-my-time things?

Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because it happened.
Ezra Koenig, misquoting Dr. Seuss (via shaketheweightofliving)


well? can he????

Anonymous asked:
Why not fall in love?


I got shit to do


Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on


GRRM removes several characters from Game of Thrones


Some excerpts from the best 4chan thread in history



say those three words and i’m yours

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